Five Reasons Why You Should Come Watch Derby:

Cortland's one and only roller derby team (Did you even know we had one?) has their season opening this weekend 4/28, are you debating on wether or not you should go? Well, you should, here is why:

1. It's the fastest growing sport in the world, don't you want to be a part of that? Since the rebirth of the sport in 2001 in Austin, Texas there are now over 1,200 leagues around the world gaining more legitimacy everyday. 

2. 10% of the money we earn from the bout is going to go to the American Cancer Society Relay For Life. The Crown City Rollers operate as a nonprofit and give back as much as we possibly can, we think it's important! The more people we get in the door the more money we can donate!

3. The Black Mamba Junior Derby team is going to be there! Roller derby is BAD ASS, want to know what is more bad ass? Kids 7-17 playing it! It's cuter than a kitten and might even bring a tear to your eye. 

4. The girl from the poster WILL be there. Helluva Mess #777, team co-captaion, look for her, she's the next Suzy Hotrod. 

5. You're going to be getting your money's worth. What were you going to do this Saturday? Go see The Lucky One? Man up, come watch girls on roller skates hit each other.

Bottom line you're going to have a good time! Hope to see you there, JM Mcdonald Sports Complex, doors at 6PM whistle at 7!