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Friday, April 27, 2012
Why Atom... WHY
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Tuesday, April 24, 2012
A list of non sincere thank you's
-Thank you to the Northeast derby convention for being scum of the earth and not refunding my mother fucking 200 dollar ticket.
-Thank you for Blocky Balboa for telling me you would buy said ticket from me because I can't get a refund since february and JUST telling me today, after everyone already has theirs, that you will no longer buy it.
- Big thanks to Q for making me call black mamba and not just taking my money to pick up the knee pads simply because she knows I HATE talking on the phone.
- Thank you mom AND gramma for making me go to prom when I said I didn't want to go and didn't have the money to go for making be feel like an asshole for asking you for money to go to prom.
- The biggest thanks to all to fucking roller derby for making me feel completely worthless.
Swag. Duces.
Yeah, I just fucking blogged about it.
-Thank you for Blocky Balboa for telling me you would buy said ticket from me because I can't get a refund since february and JUST telling me today, after everyone already has theirs, that you will no longer buy it.
- Big thanks to Q for making me call black mamba and not just taking my money to pick up the knee pads simply because she knows I HATE talking on the phone.
- Thank you mom AND gramma for making me go to prom when I said I didn't want to go and didn't have the money to go for making be feel like an asshole for asking you for money to go to prom.
- The biggest thanks to all to fucking roller derby for making me feel completely worthless.
Swag. Duces.
Yeah, I just fucking blogged about it.
Monday, April 23, 2012
Five Reasons Why You Should Come Watch Derby:
1. It's the fastest growing sport in the world, don't you want to be a part of that? Since the rebirth of the sport in 2001 in Austin, Texas there are now over 1,200 leagues around the world gaining more legitimacy everyday.
2. 10% of the money we earn from the bout is going to go to the American Cancer Society Relay For Life. The Crown City Rollers operate as a nonprofit and give back as much as we possibly can, we think it's important! The more people we get in the door the more money we can donate!
3. The Black Mamba Junior Derby team is going to be there! Roller derby is BAD ASS, want to know what is more bad ass? Kids 7-17 playing it! It's cuter than a kitten and might even bring a tear to your eye.
4. The girl from the poster WILL be there. Helluva Mess #777, team co-captaion, look for her, she's the next Suzy Hotrod.
5. You're going to be getting your money's worth. What were you going to do this Saturday? Go see The Lucky One? Man up, come watch girls on roller skates hit each other.
Bottom line you're going to have a good time! Hope to see you there, JM Mcdonald Sports Complex, doors at 6PM whistle at 7!
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